MTN Leak

Unlike the bruising encounter between their countries’ rugby teams over the weekend, the MTN world’s Irish and French representatives have gone a little bit soft.

If there was ever any doubt as to the identity of the funkiest cat in the MTN scene it was firmly dispelled this week as Peter Flanagan at RBC Capital Market confirmed that — in the words of Prince — he wants to party like it’s 1999.

With Lent underway, MTN dealers snapped up the chance to have one last night of indulgence at Thorrablot last week.

The hills are alive with the sound of MTNs this week, with half the market taking their lead from the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics and hitting the slopes.

Starring Ben “Sonny” Lamberg and Henry “Rico” Coyle, Leak Productions is proud to bring you the latest hot new thing to your television: Moorgate Vice.

With strikes in the news this week there was definitely a 1980s feel to London — and Deutsche Bank’s Anthony Saputo thought it was the perfect excuse to revert back to his childhood and break out his froggie onesie.

Would you rather live in a mansion or a horrible little flat? The answer is obvious, right? But UBS’s David Morland shocked Leak this week — he wants to live in a horrible little flat opposite a mansion.

What do dealing in MTNs and matchmaking have in common? We’re not quite sure, but that doesn’t stop RBC Capital Markets from doing both — Fergus “Cilla” Kiely and Peter Flanagan may be known as MTN dealers but they are also a dynamic dating team.

The US may be in a deep freeze but MTN desks have decided to bypass winter this year and head straight for summer instead.

What could be more painful than a hernia? Watching 10 episodes of The X Factor back to back? A Justin Bieber concert? No, only one thing is worse — as RBC Capital Market’s Fergus Kiely told us this week.

Adrenaline junkie George Nijborg of Goldman Sachs caused alarm in Leak towers this week after admitting that his latest wheeze — shooting — is not hitting the spot.

What do a scarf, a lot of prams and Commerzbank’s Malek Benfetima have in common? We have no idea — but here’s what happened.