THANK YOU for all the calls saying that we should be awarded a golden lollipop for our story a fortnight ago saying that a palace revolution was taking place at Goldman Sachs. Before you could say, "Bring back Bob Rubin soonest", Jon Corzine had been sidelined in a nice office in the basement. The immediate effect on the stockmarket following Jon's fall from grace was a sharp decline in the value of hair restorer shares in a company which had considered using the great man's 'curate's egg' look in a nationwide advertising campaign.
January 22, 1999