Please don't say that our crystal ball is always as clouded as our brains after 16 water-melon martinis. In these columns we told you that our moles in Brussels, headed by the charming Ms Dominique Sproute, were hearing that the days of Sir Andy 'Pandy' Large as chairman of Euroclear were well and truly numbered. Our crystal ball may sometimes be murky but Ms Sproute has scored another bull's eye. Out goes the owlish Pandy Large and in comes Chris Tupker who does something reasonably important at ABN Amro. We are privately jealous of Tupker's new role because we thought that the chairmanship of Euroclear would have been ideally suited to ourselves. The post mainly involves hosting lavish cocktail parties, eating and drinking in the world's finest restaurants, schmoozing the crowds and kissing babies. All of these accomplishments feature prominently on our CV. Also, our friends say that we are much funnier than Chris Tupperware.
March 17, 2000