Our moles down at the Dead Bond Trader public house in the fetid swamps of Canary Wharf (we are already receiving complaints from the Salomon Smith Barney new arrivals), say that the DLJ bondies who passed the CSFB smell test were chained to the galley oars at 1, Cabot Square on Monday this week. The new oar pullers totalled around 60 out of the 110 who formerly led a blissful life at DLJ. That is quite a respectable retention ratio and supports the CSFB view that the firm is far more user friendly than we have recently been suggesting. The new global fixed income supremo at CSFB, the supremely artful Stephen Hester, has clearly been very successful at pouring oil on troubled waters. We would expect nothing less and let us be the first to congratulate Hester on his decision to promote John Walsh in New York. In the recent CSFB bond reshuffle, a friend at Goldman Sachs had suggested that Walsh "would be turned into a spam sandwich". Our response, mentioned in these columns last week, was that the ebullient Walsh had more lives than a cat and could teach survival in the jungle to Dr Livingston and Henry Morton Stanley. We are delighted to say that our Goldman pal now owes us $100.
October 20, 2000