Undone by Candy Crush, selfies and middle age

Back in the days when we were still bankers, Two-Pints and I were the stars of Lan Kwai Fong. We couldn’t walk past a single bar without somebody we knew calling us over. Often it was the bar manager, of course, helpfully remembering that we had spent the equivalent of the GDP of a small emerging market the week before and gently enquiring as to when we might be settling our bill.