BAML banker gets all cross(fit)

Quick, list three things you would absolutely not want to do with your weekend. If you said you’d rather not go to Cardiff to compete in a gruelling pan-European fitness competition, well done on your weirdly specific response. But that’s exactly what Bank of America Merrill Lynch’s David Pepper did on the last weekend of April, and if Pepper is anything like Loan Ranger, it was probably just done to make the rest of us look bad.